Many of us log on to Twitter for our daily dose of entertainment. But with innumerable monthly active users, it can be quite an arduous task to spot a stand out voice in the crowd. Whether you like traditional comedians, dry humor, satire or social heavy humor, we got you covered with these seven Twitter accounts that will make you laugh.
If God ever had a Twitter account, this is it! This handle belongs to former head writer and executive producer of The Daily Show, David Javerbaum. He regularly enlightens his 1.72 million followers (as of now) via quotes like “If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to him the other, but then at the last minute duck your head and kick him in the nuts.”
With Aamir Khan’s P.K releasing yesterday or the Peshawar attack few days back, this account seems all the more relevant now
OFFICIAL POLICY STATEMENT FROM THE LORD THY GOD KING OF THE UNIVERSE REGARDING THE KILLING OF CHILDREN IN MY NAME Don’t.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 16, 2014
Keh Ke Peheno (Twitter name) has a witty opinion on everything that’s making news. His recent tweet on India’s defeat on the test series between Australia and India is just one of those examples:
LOL “@Kumar_Ke5hav: In d last 3 years India hv won only 2 tests n lost 15 tests overseas. Dhoni just said “I’m pretty happy wid performance”
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) December 20, 2014
@OhWonka This handle rose from the birth of a surprisingly-viral internet meme – Condescending Wonka. He tweets in a way that might just be a tad too blunt for you. Follow at your own risk. Here’s a sneak peek into what’s to offer:
I can’t get over how pretty you look on Facebook. — Condescending Wonka (@OhWonka) December 1, 2014
The tweets from this account are relatable to people across all demographics. A lot of the tweets are funny and some are ludicrously true. Who knew reading about mundane problems like this would be so much fun.
This one’s a gem:
I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
— First World Problems (@FirstWorldPains) December 15, 2014
@WolfpackAlan Remember Alan from the Hangover? Well imagine him having a Twitter account. This is what it would look like. His tweets are flat out comical and is sure to crack you up.
Officer: Sir, are you aware how fast you were going? “Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph…” Officer: omg add me — Alan Garner (@WolfpackAlan) December 1, 2014
Faking News has a hilarious take on almost every single issue that’s facing India and the world. Their widely followed website uses satire as a device for social observations. Although the site publishes fake news reports, the wordplay and analogies will surely crack you up.
One funny story among many others:
— Faking News (@fakingnews) December 19, 2014
@notzuckerberg Any list concerned with social media, can’t really be complete without mentioning Mark Zuckerberg (co-founder of Facebook). Although it’s a fake account (you can obviously make that out from the name itself), this parody account is dissonantly accurate in his observations when it comes to Facebook and its business strategies.
At Facebook, we’re moving away from calling all of you “users.” It’s more honest to just call you “the used.”
— Not Mark Zuckerberg (@notzuckerberg) December 17, 2014
So whether you’re stuck in office, spacing out during class or just plain bored, these seven accounts should hopefully change all of that.
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