A divorce with Kris Humphries has not even been finalised yet, and socialite Kim Kardashian is all set to get married again to her current beau, Kanye West.
72 days!
Yes, that’s how long Kim Kardashian’s marriage lasted to Kris Humpries, which is 16 days less than the time it takes for Mercury to go around the sun once.
Before I go on any further, I’m going to shamelessly admit that I do watch “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Judge me all you want, but it’s my television version of a Mills and Boon novel as it gives me my dose of guilty pleasure.
Does Kim think that, at 32 years of age, she’s playing house?
Marriage is the undying love and loyalty to your partner and one of the vows of marriage is “till death do us part”. It’s not a game to be played for the sake of money or for seeking publicity in the hopes that it will boost the ratings of your reality show on television.
Who will explain this to little Ms. Kardashian?
It has been rumoured that her marriage stint to NBA start, Humphries was all a ploy for money. I wonder how much alimony Kim’s receiving for that short lived marriage (Gosh! I cringe every time I have to say the words Kim and marriage in the same sentence).
Kris’ lawyer is known to have said that Kardashian had absolutely no intention of going through with the marriage -that it was merely a way for her to gain more ratings for her reality TV show and some monetary profit while she was at it.
She has now officially been dating rapper Kanye West for longer than she was married to Kris Humphries.
Well technically, the celebrity socialite is still married, though separated. You’d think that having such a short run marriage, Kardashian would date her boyfriend for longer before making plans for another lavish wedding. Or better yet, you’d think that the socialite would at least wait to have her divorce finalised before she can even think of dawning another white gown, to walk down the aisle with the whole world praying that this marriage will last longer than the period it takes for a sperm to mature.
To make matters worse, or better (you can never really know with the melodramatic Kardashian family), the second half of Kim’s sex tape from 2007 with ex-boyfriend, Ray J, has been released.
She’d better be quivering and biting her nails at home. What is this going to do to her “stable” relationship with Kanye West?
What if Kanye baby doesn’t want to marry Kim anymore?
How in the world is she going to generate more money?
Oh No!
Well here’s to Kanye West; hoping he comes to his senses before he lands on the wrong side of the road following his future marriage!
I’d be worried sick if I were you, Kim!
Shreya Kalra
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