To all the ‘Women across the world’,
I write to you with all my heart and in the poem below I express my desires.
All I want is love,
All I have is money.
I am half bald, and
I own a pot belly. So,
I want a ‘Beheji’,
With an equally big belly, and
Dyed hair to boot and hoot.
I wear only XXXL clothes, and
I want some one to accompany me to these stores,
I feel lonely there, buying clothes all by myself,
I wish YOU can come with me,
Equally fat and plump as you will be.
Imagine the fun and pleasantness to buy clothes,
I am empty and hollow,
Fill me with love so that I talk less.
I am a talker,
So I only talk crap.
So here is a sample,
For the pleasure of your humour.
For the pleasure of your long lost fat love!
I can buy you riches,
From Gucci to D&G.
From Neeta Lulla to Manish Malhotra.
I will buy you 10 yard sarees,
To drape your pleasantly plump self.
I will do it with love and care.
For the love of fashion come to me!
Charity is all I ask from you,
Charity is what you will get from me.
Love is a successful arrangement of compatibility,
Together we will fulfill our lives,
We will wed in a
BIG FAT YET PLESANT PLUMP
And we will be together forever!!!