Suicide Note #12

Dear Mum, Dad, and anybody who cares for me in this big stupid world,

I’m just writing this letter to say BYE, BYE, and a third BYE!!!! I have failed you people!!! You told me I was sure to fail when I sat for my 10th boards, and I passed. You said I would not pass in my 12th boards, but guess what, I passed again, and that too with flying colours!!! I even got through the IIT entrance exam!!! I have let down the family name, and I know that you feel ashamed to have me as a son, to even be associated with me. Thus I’m drinking this poison, so that you would not be ashamed of me any more

Your son,

Pudsley Adams

Kartikeya Ramanathan