Break up note

Break up note/ love letter / break up note / love letter / Suicide note

Dear John,

Jane is better. For one, she knows how to make a girl happy.


Dear Jane,

John has left the building.

Call me. +91-98100-11593

[email protected]


Dear Jean,

John is better. For one, he knows how to make a girl happy.


Dear Jean,

Tried calling you, not knowing how you would take the recent developments (sic).

Jean… Jean!

Yours (sic) John

Autoreply: out of office

Hi all,

I will not be able to take calls or emails indefinitely. If it is anything urgent, please contact John  [email protected] or [email protected]

I am not yet ready, it seems…